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My friend’s life is falling apart right now and I was texting her about it while having terrible diarrhea (reddit.com)
What the fuck is this life? Background: She’s pregnant and her husband is one of my oldest friends. She’s also one of my oldest friends too though, and her husband is a shithead. Has a booze problem, does it during the day, drives drunk. He’s not the type to hit her or anything but he’ll do something possibly even worse: hurt himself to hurt her. That’s what he did today while drunk in public and the cops picked him up bleeding all over the street right by his car. Had drugs on him too. Now he’s in a mental institution and probably going to jail while my friend is left grappling with what to do about her pregnancy. Also that’s going horribly for her regardless and making her super fucking sick because she has some rare thing less than 1% of pregnant women get that results in all types of vile symptoms. Anyway she’s crying and throwing up so thankfully she doesn’t call me. I’ve been constipated for like two days which for a skinny person with my appetite is a long damn time. She texts me about this shit AS SOON AS the laxatives kick in. So I’m alternating trying to convince her she’s not trapped and not alone while also throwing up out my butt and having excruciating pain in my intestines. Had to share that because what the hell kind of comedy/tragedy is this life? Why do all the stars align in the dumbest ways sometimes? submitted by /u/Thoreau-ingLifeAway [link] [comments]