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My phone always blows up when I start watching porn (reddit.com)
Bro on everything, literally every time I start getting a bit hot, I pull out my phone and beat my one eyed snake like it owes me money. Lately every single time I’m feeling a bit frisky and pull out my phone, lie in bed, put in my earphones and go to town it takes less than 5 minutes for someone to text me for some reason. These texts can be from different time zones, from friends half way across the world or my family texting me about something, so I did a little experiment, because I didn’t want confirmation bias I decided to record the amount of texts I got when I wasn’t watching porn (on average per hour) and when I was. I shit you not, all day I got like 3 texts. As an even better control I decided to wait until an unusual time for me to do the five knuckle shuffle. As soon, (and I mean almost instantly) when I pull up the first vid, someone texts me “Hey jc66819 we need to talk”, fuck this. submitted by /u/jc66819 [link] [comments]