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My sister unintentionally cock-blocked me (reddit.com)
I told her a week ago I was talking the day off. She's unaware that I'm seeing a girl. I spent the entire week cleaning and buying food that I planned to cook for this girl. Today was the day that I was going to redeem myself from my whiskey dick experience with the girl. So I was making soup, gnocchi, and zabaglione. Ready to swoon the shit out of this girl. My sister decided she would stay home. She worked from home on Monday and Wednesday and now again today. My well planned day. I hate her right now, but can't say "go to work because I need to get laid" submitted by /u/HaydenTheCrow [link] [comments]